2010年11月19日星期五

France, United Kingdom and Chinese wine culture _ styled villa

Many years ago heard of a joke, think on our wine description really penetrating: air aircraft in distress, machine sitting three passengers, France, United Kingdom and China. In addition, we are in panic and despair of the atmosphere, clouds floating to the gods, on three said: "don't be nervous, poor children, I have read your life archives, you haven't performed, although townspeople's for business or done something that is not to die. Now each person to you mention three wishes, any wish I can meet, but remember that only three times. Take advantage of opportunities, children "tall of France who first said:" Please give me a bottle of 83 years, Rafi ", so he was surprised by the discovery of wine in his hand," Please give me a representative to France level girl ", so a perfect woman France appear in front of her," Please, please send us back to France ... "France people in one hand and Rafi, single-handedly took the beautiful girl, romantic walk on the Champs Elysees Avenue. His engaging style of United Kingdom seen Chinese people still pinching means calculations, so he said: "If you have a bottle of 60 years of Ballantine, it will be very resistant to matter", as before, he also received the resistance of whiskey, "thank you very much, I took the liberty of urge a Victorian Castle"-o key is in the hand, "your generosity and kindness made my life, I can now go back to the Castle, the castle of" United Kingdom people doubted open whisky, looked around with ... The rest of the Chinese people from precision of calculation back to God, rush said: "bring me a bottle of 60 degrees of ER Guo TOU, don't be counterfeits ... Ah ...", scaring er Guo TOU, the back neck, in the eyes of the immortal surprise, several bubbling, a bottle of ER Guo TOU see. Immortal Koechlin complex emotions, confusion and asked: "are you okay, kids, and the second required?", "I haven't drank so authentic you, fucking fun, fast! another bottle!" Chinese people apparently has entered the best situation, "boy, you are sure that you're not stimulated, the second request was," God said, going to give him a simple few finger alcohol test, "don't damn verbose, call you back a bottle, hurry! Laozi rich ..." and "child ... Boy, you slowly ... Slow down ... ", and a bottle of ER Guo TOU, in the immortal horror discourage, or several bubbling hit bottom," the children speak to you, and so on, don't, it will be your last request! "the immortal is considering what special measures to deal with his immortal life the most incredible thing," Hey, man, that the two boys go and tell them to come and stay with me the whole bottles ... A rare encounter such a good wine ... ", cabin, last two dies could not understand what the unfortunate man, also in four eagerly looking fairy, Chinese people in some bottles empty of ER Guo TOU, as immortal as gone to sleep ...

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