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Christmas is coming, and each season, the most popular SMS, 08 is a real person years, this Christmas, the nature of some Thunder 囧 SMS. Chichiwa knot Sun some of these, we have to get a ... Christmas most embarrassing: since I thought of avian influenza in Turkey; receive gifts I am afraid there are bombs; shoulder bag like a bag lady; tagged beard is deemed to be terrorist offenders — bin Laden appears this charming Christmas, are you hiding in home health nuts, had a bunch of eggs, a small egg. Pork, eggs ! according to CIA News: Discovery mobile phone 12 o'clock direction a glassy eyes ... Hey, pig! you are eyeing! in this cold days, more dress! in this wish you: Merry Christmas! Santa Claus asked: what day is it today? Elf said: today is Christmas! Santa Claus said: Oh, really bad, have to work overtime, I hate this has day exam score called duck, to do evil called the baddies, head empty call Satan, fired guys are called, swearing that bastard, watching the name is finished, the eggs of called egg left — Merry Christmas! not only this day will think of you, but this time you can be above board and harassment, to tell you, Christmas and new year you want to be happy! happy every day to be happy Oh! Christmas Eve gave you a coat behind the front is Christmas, a happy. lucky is the collar, sleeves, joy and happiness are the buttons, a Pocket full of warm, wear it, makes it accompany you every day! I heard you tomorrow to have an egg, really? I have to wish you a raw egg (Christmas) happy and then a few days of your dash and the full moon, I also wish you well in advance (new year's day) with round eggs! happy legendary Christmas night, the stars make a second wish; a person who is willing to all happiness, and the other is telling is reading this message of lucky, Christmas can be a day off, but please off! wish you every happiness as a stove teapot, although small ass burned so hot, but still fun whistle blowing, risking his happy little bubbles! Merry Christmas! because roses are beautiful love because blue skies are the dreams of mankind, because you didn't let me waste information costs a penny! Merry Christmas!!! Christmas congratulations, send a message to bless you, successful business belongs to you, happy smile often accompanied by you, the health and longevity to you and finally also to inform you that the God of Grandpa would also like to visit you, Oh. Spring Festival people use chopsticks to eat dumplings, Mid-Autumn Festival people hand cakes, Christmas people eat Roast goose with knife and fork. Now that Christmas is approaching, you hide it, so and fork into the body. Chinese say Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas in English speaking, use whatever you say I want Christmas gift when I ! Christmas really think well of loneliness! because without you, I really miss you, I want to wish good would like you to accompany me through this romantic Christmas Eve. Eat the same food, no money. Every day the same dream, desire. Do the same thing every day to work. The same people every day, think, think. Daily prayer, blessing of silence. Wish you a Merry Christmas ! in this beautiful Christmas night the Lord said to me a wish, I took out the globe said that world peace! and the Lord said is too difficult! I take out your photos say to this man beautiful! master sweat said: the Globes to me then ! Christmas Eve, rainy, wet, humid emotions so ... You thus stood looking at the cold outside, patiently watch. I came over and gently on you said: "it is, in Vaughan, Santa Claus won't be sent to the bones. " Eve too happy? tell you Oh, I have now changed your job to work at the Bank, is not far away from you, come find me, to the Bank and calling my name, I know. On my name changed, that is too popular!! I now called strong Kit. I have the honour to speak on behalf of the CPC Central Committee, State Council, the national people's Congress, the State Council, the CentralOffice to your strongest protest: you peace urinated bed of Chinese map, why is there no Taiwan! your happiness, I came to the building; have you confused, I'll make up for your sake, I'm here to meet your wayward, I love you to concede; to be non-I, who I am pig specialized households. Buddy, Christmas Eve dinner you please me, if you do not meet my requirements that I want to put your cell phone number written on the wall, preceded by two words — EEA heard you abducted, really scared me, you've dementia, yet social harm, who are so bold, dares to take you to sell, I was really worried about him, selling out is strange!